we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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