Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize