...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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