You work out of a Hotel?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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