Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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