Are we in a gay sports bar?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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