I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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