he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
do nipples grow back?
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