I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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