He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
