my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We have so much sex to catch up on
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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