I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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