I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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