wakey wakey hands off snakey
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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