Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
tell me about the fingering
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