I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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