We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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