just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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