I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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