How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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