my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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