Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize