Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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