At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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