so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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