I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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