Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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