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Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?

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(973): Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night? http://tfl.nu/mwh9

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(407): View more from Florida

i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

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(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star... http://tfl.nu/jbo8

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I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around

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(814): I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around http://tfl.nu/xsf6

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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.

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(407): I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through. http://tfl.nu/kavy

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(402): View more from Nebraska

who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...

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(402): who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar... http://tfl.nu/yz5c

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...

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(814): I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker... http://tfl.nu/b9kq

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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.

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(641): is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink. http://tfl.nu/upl9

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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.

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(303): But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you. http://tfl.nu/unr3

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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot

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(781): I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot http://tfl.nu/lamm

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(757): View more from Virginia

is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?

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(757): is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle? http://tfl.nu/66tk

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.

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Do I have a choice?

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I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.

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(985): Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response. (1-985): Do I have a choice? (985): I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again. http://tfl.nu/kt0k

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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?

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I'm about a 7.95

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(818): On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies? (1-818): I'm about a 7.95 http://tfl.nu/5dnz

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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.

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(815): I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed. http://tfl.nu/n3t2

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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.

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(615): A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday. http://tfl.nu/d723

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?

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(339): I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party? http://tfl.nu/m45s

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