we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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There's always time for handjobs
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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