I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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