Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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