Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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