So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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