nutella sex= disaster
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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