You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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