he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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