I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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