my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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