Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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