we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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