at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I believe in your delicious
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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