did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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