I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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