I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He did a backflip because drugs
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