you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
