Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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