He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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