my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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