I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i drank out of a bidet.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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