Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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