The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
