turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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