I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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