I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
