somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.