She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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