Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
