It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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