your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
he just fucked me for my cheese.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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