yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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